Firefly’s Best Chinese Curses

Mal lookYou have to be a little careful swearing in a Core world such as ours.  Alliance around here will write you a ticket for it due to our no-swearing ordinance.

Or at least…they will if you swear in English.
#1 in our opinion

Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass (War Stories)
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股 ・ Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo

Or perhaps…

Stupid Inbred Stack of Meat  (Trash)
笨天生的一堆肉。・ BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO

Just odd….

Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha (Heart of Gold)
真沒耐性的佛祖 ・ Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo

Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews (Our Mrs. Reynolds)
我的媽和她的瘋狂的外甥都 ・ Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung

Holy Testicle Tuesday (Trash)
神聖的睾丸 ・ Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN


The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant (Our Mrs. Reynolds)
大象爆炸式的拉肚子 ・ Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze

Have a Shit-Throwing Contest with a Monkey (Heart of Gold)
跟猴子比丟屎 ・ Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se

Filthy Fornicators of Livestock (War Stories)
喝畜生雜交的髒貨 ・ Huh choo-shung tza-jiao duh tzang-huo

Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats (Jaynestown)
羔羊中的孤羊 ・ Gao yang jong duh goo yang

Dog Fucking (Train Job)
狗操的 ・ Go tsao de

Panda Piss (Jaynestown)
熊貓尿 ・ Shiong mao niao

Frog-Humping Son of a Bitch (Ariel)
青蛙操的流氓 ・ Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng

Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey (Ariel)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子 ・ Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze

Cow Sucking (Ariel)
吸牛 ・ Shee-niou

A Baboon’s Asshole (War Stories)
狒狒的屁眼 ・ FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen

A weekend of fun, enigmas, and mischief – all under the nose of trained Alliance Feds!